Urban Dictionary: Jack Off - Hoe to jack off

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A good jack-off falls somewhere between agony and prayer. In the shower, I make the same face Mary makes in Bernini sculptures. Panting, my. There's a bunch of different terms for spanking the monkey, whether it's “jerking off”, “jacking it”, “tossing yourself off”, “busting a nut”, “stroking.

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By Kazikasa - 06:20
Because there's more than one way to rub one out.
By Yozshuzil - 15:26
Like monkeys and Pokemon, masturbation is evolving. Our ancestors used to put a stick covered in termites in their proto-dicks to get off.
By Muhn - 02:05
Masturbation. Jerking off. Fapping. Everyone does it, but men don't talk about it. For some reason, unlike women, men like to keep their sexual.

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